browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

If a girl says ‘I don’t care how I look’ and is wearing makeup.

The bitch cares.

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

I’m so excited for life, nobody has a damn clue.